17 Christmas PC Games In 45 Minutes | PICO-8 Advent Calendar
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Watch through and you’ll see: children killed with snowballs, an ice skating snowman drowning, several dead reindeer, a botched toy production line and fish Santa. Also: terrible singing, and the usual gubbins. The only way to make sense of all this nonsense is to give us 45 minutes of your time. Come on, it has to be more entertaining than whatever dross is on TV. These are some of the best Christmas games 2019 – they are also free Christmas games 2019.
The PICO-8 describes itself as a ‘fantasy console’ and those who dabble with it have kindly put together daily games for people to play in the runup to Christmas. We recorded this video on the 20th, and only have the first 17 Christmas games, but that’s still a lot of games to get through in just 45 minutes. Especially when you’re trying to play them with notorious Chirstmas grinch, Alice. She HATES Christmas. Maybe all these free Christmas PC games can turn that frown upside down.
Let us know your favourite Christmas games in the comments. And while you’re here, why not subscribe to Rock Paper Shotgun. We are nice people who play nice games and like to be watched by nice people. You look like a nice person – you have to at least be very patient to make it all the way down here – so why not subscribe today. Lots of good PC fun to come.
Happy Christmas viewers! Love from, Matthew and Alice. XXX
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When I was a kid, we never flushed any of the fish down the toilet. We buried them at the bottom of the back yard. Would have been a nice surprise for the next owners when they went to do their gardening, as there would have been a lot as we had a Tropical fish tank with dozens of fish, some fairly large ones too.
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That skiing game looked pretty descent. Ho ho ho…
Got any 7s? Go fish!
The song Matthew is looking for is "Christmas Time Is Here" by Vince Guaraldi from A Charlie Brown Christmas, and if he's listening to a crooner singing it he's doing it wrong (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PzetPqepXA)
Cant believe Alice missed "solstice" in the wordsearch!!
Is A Charlie Brown Christmas not big in the UK? The unknown song was Christmas Time Is Here by Vince Guaraldi from that classic Peanuts special. It's sung by children. The illustration was Snoopy's house and Charlie Brown's xmas tree.
Also, spoiler alert, Matthew, but the Santa in "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is the kid's dad dressed up as Santa.
Sick in bed so happy to up that view count (I've run out of Line of Duty episodes)
Merry Christmas to you guys!! Thanks for all the work you do throughout the year.
Between Horny for Father Christmas, Christmas Plowing and Piss-sleeves, I think we might have an RPS Christmas album in the works here
Creator of Snow Plower here. The plowing jokes were…unexpected, to say the least, but I was laughing the entire time.
Thanks for the 5 cranberry rating, heh. And good luck trying to beat all 100 levels! (That's right, there's MORE.)
Merry Christmas you guys!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you guys. Your content is always appreciated and your game rating system is, well, different. I wish you all the best come the new year, and look forward to more wonderful Divinity Original Sin 2 Definitive Edition let's plays.
In the fish santa game, the shark pun was "card shark"; I think the crab one may have been "horseshoe crab" because it's a cowboy hat?
happy holidays to mah favorite boi n vegetable lady!
My favourite part is where neither Matthew or Alice remember that the card game Go Fish exists.